that-house:

that-house:

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

please i’ve already hurt so much

(via miifighter)

mlarayoukai:

You show a cat something and they’re like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don’t care

(via hotvampireadjacent)

queenwaker:

thepoisonroom:

loudly going “YOU’RE GOOD YOU’RE GOOD” to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i’ve ever done

(via miifighter)

velvetys:

duncebento:

velvetys:

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

maybe women are stronger than you think

Sorry listening and learning here

(via oriko-mikuni)

fun3ral:

(via one-time-i-dreamt)

sleepeys:

licherally cannot explain to adults these days that im actually so cool with the idea of being “just an employee” somewhere as long as i am paid enough to live comfortably and i also like the job. “but dont you want to be rich?? dont you want to always be striving for more???” like that sounds EXHAUSTING and i like having friends so

(via sophiagrimes)

senatortedcruz:

I was a weird kid and am now a weird adult but I wake up every day and thank god I wasn’t a weird kid in the age of tiktok and putting your face and government name next to dogshit takes

(via smalltownthot)

weaver-z:

I love Clark Kent because realistically both a nice 6'5 superhero with godlike powers AND a friendly 6'5 country boy reporter would be rolling in bitches, but Clark suffers from terminal Sweetiepie Syndrome and has zero game as a result

(via ultimateisultimate)

menpegger:

I wish my job was hanging out and having fun ($1000/hr)

(via the-apples-were-monitored)

javarisx-fightingthosedemons:

(via gwyoi)

frogmoss1:

dishevelledghost:

dishevelledghost:

WHAT IS GOING ON.

i found another one 😭😭😭

the devilish chewer

whitefluffyyeti:

My adventures with Superman “Adventures of a normal man”

(via misterpoofofficial)

escuerzoresucitado:

(via beaujes)

tyrantisterror:

manywinged:

aesthetic: behind the scenes shots of actresses posing with their costars who are playing monsters that look like couple’s photos

(via canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit)

hideokojima:

greatlordfluffernutter:

hideokojima:

are people allowed to say kys here

We’re allowed to say faggot don’t worry about it

(via arvyarv)